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Is this thing on?
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| TO THE LADIES!!!!!! |
[19 May 2005|11:17pm] |
Barefoot and pregnant,
but stop your bitchin
And get your ass back in the kitchen
You fucking ho's get on my fucking nerves
and every bitch I hit got what she deserves
I never was afraid to smack a whore
I'll break her nose and then smack her some more
bitches are getting beat if they're talking shit
cause they shouldn't be talkin they should be suckin dick
Barefoot and pregnant,
but stop your bitchin
And get your ass back in the kitchen
Cook me dinner and wash my clothes
shut your mouth and know your role
Instead of talking and hurting my ear
you need to go to the fridge and get me a beer
after that you can go to the store
cause I'm all out of smokes and I need some more
there's only two places you should ever be
and that's in the kitchen or on your knees
Barefoot and pregnant,
but stop your bitchin
And get your ass back in the kitchen
=If you wanna talk, that's fine with me. That's why I let you have friends. So I don't have to listen to your goddamn bitchin and cryin all the time. So call one of them up. I know you can use the phone and cook at the same time anyway.=
Hey girl quit your bitchin
and get your ass back in the kitchen
And they say I don't understand women!
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| Words can be more beautiful then a smile |
[19 May 2005|11:11pm] |
You say you don't fuck, but I can suck your tit
Your always teasing me, and I'm damn sick of it
My fingers up your crack, but that ain't shit
All I get from you is stink finger clit
Stink finger clit
Stink finger clit
Stink finger clit
I got you in the corner, 3 fingers in your cunt
I wanna fuck and suck you, but you say you won't
You're always playing with me, but you won't suck my dick
All I get from you is stink finger clit
Stink finger clit
Stink finger clit
Stink finger clit
Well, I got you in the corner, 3 fingers in your cunt
I wanna fuck and suck you, but you say you won't
You're always playing with me, but you won't suck my dick
All I get from you is stink finger clit
Stink finger clit
wish you were here :)
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| Pope vs Easy E |
[28 Apr 2005|12:40am] |
NY Jimmy and I stumbled upon this. I dunno where we found it but it's the lost Easy E vs Pope John Paul battle. Very 8 Mile-esque.
So enjoy.
[Pope John Paul]
yo i'm john paul the 2nd, i've got biblical rhymes that make me a legend
i don't like gays and i don't like lesbos
when they bring up gay marraige i said, "hell no"
i'll tell you what players, if i werent doin this gig i'd be in POD
but right now i'm taking the chance to make like the G-O-D and smite
the haters who wanna diss on me
[Easy E]
what the fuck is this nigga tellin' ya'll?
thats right, back from the dead again, up from the ashes,
it's mother fucking easy e ya'll,
jheri curls are back in fashion
so looks like john paul thinks hes the new mc in town,
but i'm about to turn his halo upside down,
and jam it up his asshole,
and don't look now because mother theresas next,
and i'm aimin' backdo'.
ya'll say tupac is the one coming back from the dead,
but i never gave up hope,
and i never sat around my room and let myself mope,
i just remember when NWA sang fuck the po-leace,
it was all a misunderstanding,
because what we really meant to say was
FUCK THE POPE
[Pope John Paul]
here's what i'm talking about
some lazy ass black dude shouting out loud
about how god never gave him a chance
bout how the p to the o-p-e never gave the black man a second glance
well heres the truth and let it be known
you better get laboring or you go get boned
yeah thats right i said it
this JPs already in heaven so he aint holding back shit
eazy-e? more like "please reform me"
you need jesus and not to mention a breathmint
cause your breath smells like cheese
[Easy E]
nigga, please
you're from the vatican, bitch, i'm straight outta compton
and where i'm from the white mans a rat,
POW POW POW POW is the sound of my gat
watch them bullets as they hit you in the chest,
its a stroll down memory lane,
don't you wish you have your bullet proof vest?
but it's gonna be too late now,
so i'm stickin around to watch your death.
ya wanna take me out back to the confessional so i can repent my sins?
i'd rather go to the family reunion in the state pen
[Pope John Paul]
bitches be talkin about how they don't need the book
but you devil-lovin suckas is wrong
look at me, i got that dude from korn singing a whole different song
i'll have you fiending for christ just like the man
unable to masturbate cause you got j.c. tattoed to your hand
spit all the rhymes you want,
go ahead and smile and show off those gold fronts
but when you look in the mirror
you dont see a gangsta you see a fool who needs jesus nearer
[Easy E]
don't worry about JC being near me,
hell, he's in front of me,
on his knees,
and he ain't prayin,
but he's sure gettin' his teeth clean.
c'mon man, go read me more stories from your ficitional book,
ya'll know i ain't able to do it,
i can read like stevey wonder, but at least when i cross the street,
i know which way to look.
so quit bringing up korn like they're goin' into heaven,
those dumb honkies are gonna be lucky if they make behind the music at seven.
just how important do you think you are JP the Two?
The new guy was a part of Hitlers Youth,
you know, the dude who replaced you!
[Pope John Paul]
that dude from hitlers youth might talk loud
but lets face it, john paul two is the only nigga they be talkin about
eazy-e, talkin a crazy game like he's king of the dead
i feel bad for your ass, but this just needs to be said
you think i'm gonna listen to some bitchass punk who died of AIDS?
talkin about gats and drugs and knives
we all know you got a big ol penis up the butt one night
yeah, jesus already forgives you
but j.p. don't, and he's gonna lyrically blast you at high noon
[Easy E]
so there you go, bringin' up the aids like you're some kinda wise guy,
but it's easy not to worry about them when you ain't ever been between thighs.
i'm taking this shit and i'm goin straight for the jugular,
i'm about to show millions the popes a senile motherfucker.
he's makin' judgements while mixin' robatussin and tylonel,
and on his motorola phone are a bunch of text messages to American Idol.
yeah, he's about to be hit,
he's pissin' his robe and he's takin' to shakin',
but he better be sure his lover gets tested before they get to cakin',
it's just a precaution you take when you wanna fuck Clay Aikin.
[Pope John Paul]
oooh, eazy's getting sleazy
but i guess thats what you do best when your lackluster rhymes get put to the test
i might shake, but at least i don't fake
and quit tryin' to be gangsta for goodness sake
we all know it's an act and a bad one at that
you're a softy, a has-been, and you know you need the book but you're too buzzed up on gin
don't get angry, eazy-AIDS, you know you're gettin' burned
like the tshirt says: "trust me, i'm a virgin" cause that's my word
[Easy E]
you, a virgin, yeah you fucking fairy,
you're a bigger virgin then mary.
go eat some stale bread and drink your wine,
it's time for communion,
it's your only first time.
this shits over quicker then conclave,
but at the end of this day,
it was me who replaced your ass on stage.
[Pope John Paul]
he only replacing you should be doing is your faith
but it appears as if eazy's too damn brave
well the pope'll tell you this
lucifer will have your nuts in his grip
he'll twist those suckas so hard your mouth will shit
oh, excuse my language but i gotta be blunt
it's hard to keep yo cool when girls like eazy-e act like cuuuuu-
-ntil you clean up your act i'll be like a monkey on your back
throwing feces on your wall
and bibically making your head hurt like your dick does when nature calls
fuck what they heard, that new guy's a turd, and the only thing stronger than J-P rhymes is god's word
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| SONGS FOR YOU! |
[26 Apr 2005|12:39am] |
I am going to respond to every comment with a song that reminds me of them. Full lyrics only. Very personal. I hope you all join in and ask for your song.
First up is Eric Garfat!
Another day is going by
I'm thinking about you all the time
But you're out there
And I'm here waiting
And I wrote this letter in my head
Cuz so many things were left unsaid
But now you're gone
And I can't think straight
This could be the one last chance
To make you understand
I'd do anything
Just to hold you in my arms
To try to make you laugh
Cuz somehow I can't put you in the past
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep with you
Will you remember me?
Cuz I know
I won't forget you
Together we broke all the rules
Dreaming of dropping out of school
And leave this place
To never come back
So now maybe after all these years
If you miss me have no fear
I'll be here
I'll be waiting
This could be the one last chance to make you understand
And I just can't let you leave me once again
I'd do anything
Just to hold you in my arms
To try to make you laugh
Cuz somehow I can't put you in the past
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep with you
Will you remember me?
Cuz I know
I won't forget you
I close my eyes
And all I see is you
I close my eyes
I try to sleep
I can't forget you
Nanana (....)
And I'd do anything for you
Nanana (....)
I'd do anything
Just to hold you in my arms
To try to make you laugh
Cuz somehow I can't put you in the past
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep with you
Will you remember me?
Cuz I know
I won't forget you
I'd do anything
To fall asleep with you
I'd do anything
There's nothing I won't do
I'd do anything
To fall asleep with you
I'd do anything
Cuz I know
I won't forget you
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| FIVE FINGER FREDDYS: Great deals in quality TVs, VCRS and Laptops! |
[22 Nov 2004|03:06pm] |
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"Generic Hardcore Song" XOneWayX |
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Let's be honest, I'm more creative then just about everyone else who reads this. I'll even give props to the people I feel are neck and neck with me.. Well.. that's actually just Laity and Asian Jimmy.. AND OF COURSE THE MINISTRY!
I do believe this is the causation for the lack of LJ Drama in my life. What are people going to say to me?
"OH MAN DANNY! YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU LOOK LIKE SWAMPTHING!"
and so of course, I'd have to rebuttal with something along the lines of..
"And yet when I walk by, you turn into Swampthing."
And the bickering would never cease. I get immature like it ain't no thang. Yes, I shit talk better then you, but people won't try to get me started, so they just pick on people who won't defend themselves. Classy, eh?
I choose never to start the war, just end it. So come on, anyone wanna' LJ rumble? Outsiders vs Socs. Shitty local bands vs Fictional local bands? Fans of HI-C Green Echo Cooler vs fans of HI-C Orange Lavaburst?
Nah, I doubt people wanna' have fun, they just wanna' get personal. More power to 'em.
Dee to the Double U.
Rockin' hungry, hungry hippo-crit since 1985.
OH! But before I go..
Three bad ass bands I've been listening to..
WHERE EAGLES DARE
PHYSICAL CHALLENGE
X ONE WAY X
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| Times Man Of the Year: NICK BALLARD! |
[17 Nov 2004|02:14pm] |
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Hearting Nick Ballard |
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"I Get Wet" by Andrew W.K |
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Happy birthday Nick Ballard! You make me moist!
www.whoisnickballard.com
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| LODDY DODDY DODDY WEZ LIKES TO PARTY! |
[14 Nov 2004|02:28am] |
The past like three weeks have been phenominal. I haven't had this much fun in AGES!
Nothing like a trip to Ohio for breakfast, and Windsor for dinner to wake up the soul.
Live life motherfuckers. It's fun as BALLS.
I'm running on like 6 hours of sleep in whats going on 72 hours.
Seacrest. OUT.
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| John Mayer HAS NOTHING on me |
[10 Nov 2004|01:11pm] |
I present to you "Your Body is an Amusement Park" by Danny Wilson
we've been going at it all afternoon,
i've stretched you out so you can fit a few,
you're realy kind of huge,
kind of huge
one mile wide from knee to knee,
looks like someone has been playing with a porcelain bowling trophy,
and i am taken aback by the candy crushed under your hips,
i must be severley wasted, this is entirely wrong.
and now you're saying you want love,
girl i've been faking it,
swiming in your deep sea of flub,
just beneath your tits.
you've got all these big plans,
please don't break 'em,
i promise i was really drunk, dayum.
your body is an amusement park,
your body is the worlds 9th wonder,
(who is responsible for this blunder?)
your body is an amusement park
something 'bout the way your waist
makes me contemplate
how is it you block out the sun,
from outerspace?
you tell me where to go and,
and i'll be gone, because you're hit,
i don't need to worry if your head hits the bed,
you have no neck for a head to fit.
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| JEFF GOLDBLUM IS WATCHING YOU POOP! |
[06 Nov 2004|03:33am] |
I once had a dream that I had sex with Mrs. Martin Luther King..
... Does that by any chance mean the good Doctor and I ever crossed paths in a dream sense? And If so... Does that make this a homoerotic experience? And beyond that .. Would our children be mulato?
Elaborate.
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| I'm SOOO Not An Ass |
[29 Oct 2004|02:20am] |
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"Neverending Road Trip" Where Eagles Dare |
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I saw this in a few people LJ's, so I thought I would spruce it up some..
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: Make me dinner.
Girl: No, we're going to fast, I could never!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a hummer!
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: .. I said hummer you stupid bitch!
*Girl looks confused*
Guy: .. You're fucking useless.
** THWACK **
** Sirens **
Officer: Do you know what you just did?
Guy: Yeah.. sorry Officer..
Officer: YOU DIDN'T HIT HER HARD ENOUGH!
** TALLLY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWHACK **
Guy: BUHZING!
Officer: High Five!
** THWACK **
Guy: Alright, Officer, I'm bouncin'.
Officer: Peace, Biggie.
A man on a motorcycle went without a good meal that night, but in the end, the law won out. It makes you wonder why the fuck women get to vote?
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| new kids on the block had a bunch of hits |
[22 Oct 2004|04:56pm] |
I dare someone to try and top these lyrics.
Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??
[Chorus]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 1]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Chorus]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 2]
Cheery Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wigle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus
[Bridge]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
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| ABC of People I Wanna Sleep With |
[20 Oct 2004|12:16am] |
Time for the ABC's of People I wanna sleep with!
A: Anne Heche. I am fairly certain if I am given ample time, I can convert Heche back to our side. She took on Garfunkles seed, so she can surely take on a facial from me, no?
B: A Burn Victim. That'd be HOT! Get it.
C: Chrstiopher Reeves. I'd make sure to wear my krypto-condom. Thank God he .. WAS paralyzed from the neck down, because his ass would be feeling it in the morning.
D: Dora the Explorer. I am fairly sure she's old enough to by pass the statute of limitations. Nickeloden would just be our canvas to which I have her thighs planted.
E: Easy E. Why stop at AIDs? I'd give him hepatitus too.
F: FDR. Not only could I ride him in bed.. I could actually just ride him in his wheelchair.
G: Ghandi. He might peacefully protest, but I bet he gleefully ingests.
H: Helen Hunt. I could tell everyone I banged Paul Reisers fictional wife. Everyone would be Mad About Me.
I: Isiah Thomas. The Pistons rape his Knicks. I'll rip the Nig. (No racisim intended)
J: Jesus. Fairly simple. He can turn water into wine.. He can turn me into a pretzel.. Exotic.
K: Kris Kriss. Yeah... This might be "tandem", but come on, if they wear there clothes backwards, imagine what else they can do that way?
L: Larry Flynt. I've already got two.. well.. had two.. deaths aside, handicapped able people. He creates the trifecta. I'm really interested to see his bush.
M: Moesha. A fictional black girl. I wish they were all like that. BUHZING! JK of course.
N: Nick Carter. Hey.. I've seen fake nude Nick Carter on google, now I want to hear real naked Nick Carter gurgle.
O: Omar Gooding. Wild and Crazy Kids. Those are always how I like them.
P: Prince... Pre 1999. I really wanna' try and fake an orgasm by screaming a symbol. OOOOOH CROSS WITH INTERSECTING LINE LOOPING ON A 45 DEGREE ANGLE MAKING AN EYE OF THE BEHOLDER LOOKING SYMBOL! HOW I SUCCUMB TO THEE!
Q: Qatar. Yes. The WHOLE country of Qatar. I'd rape them in Fifa 98, and now I wanna' do it.. in real life, 2004.
R: Ryu. From Street Fighter. I just hope he doesn't like it rough, he might flying uppercut me.
S: Sonya Blaze. I yell finish me, and then she gets it in the eye.
T: Tom Jones. It's not Unusual to dream of Tom Jones and it's cum. It's not unusual to think he's a lot fun, and it's not unusual to see me try.... and it's not unusual for him to make me squeal me, oh my.
U: Unreal Tournament 2004 Champion. Mainly because he's a nerd so you know it'd be cybersex. I'm make him dr00l. It'd be c00l. We'd be l33t.
V: Virgin Mary. Just so I can knock her down to regular M.
W: Wilson. Yes, Wilson from Home Improvement. I could drill a hole in the fence, he could give me head and I'd never have to see his face. Sounds like something muslim women should try.,
X: Xzibit. I mean, who else fucking starts with an X? I guess it'd be like.. xXxZibit.
Y: Ywgnie Malmsteen. No list is complete without Yyngie Malmsteen.
Z: Zoro. I think we'd be really sadomasichist. He'd carve a Z in my chest. I'd poop in his mouth.
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| A Themed Alphabet |
[18 Oct 2004|11:34pm] |
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here's an abc list.. with the theme of swear words/insulting words.. and we begin..
A: Asian. Forget asshole. If you called me an Asian, it'd insinuate I am good at math, I drive slow with my blinker on, my penis is small, and my hair is always stuck in place. Is there a worse stereotype?
B: Bavarian. Yes, now you'd call me a fat, pale individual who's always too nice, always eating chocolate, and always taking vibrators and even some inanimate objects up the glory hole. NOT COOL!
C: Cunt. Only because a lot of girls find it offensive. Those cunts.
D: Dunderhead. Oh boy. If you're a dunderhead, well, you're just better off killing yourself. It's a title you can't live down.
E: Ear of Corn. It'd obviously mean you're shaped oblongly. That's whack.
F: Fistfuck. Worse then a fuck, or a fag. A fistfuck means your a prime candidate for the indignities of a fistfucking. Talk about pain.
G: Galactoid. Planatary slang. It's like the earth equivilant of homo.
H: Herpe. Being called a herpe, well, I mean, what else could it do but ruin your self confidence and lead you on a fact-finding mission of your inner-structure looking for STD's and other offensive cellular discrepencies.
I: Ion. If someone hates you bad enough to pull a science vocac word out of their ass, then you've obviously fallen so far out of favor with them you need climbing gear to get back up.
J: Jizz Robot. It's making you out to be a person who lacks personality, and when you have a squeaky bolt, you take jizz and not oil to fix it.
K: Klanmaster. Imagine being called a klanner, and not just a klanner, but THEEEEE KLANMASTER! You're working out major damage to minority relations. Forget about lawn services or fast food, you're marked.
L: Lactate Drinker. You just are so sick and twisted people think you drink Lactate. Guilty.
M: Menstrate Hangover. If I called you nothing more then a Menstrate Hangover, I'd say that you are a crabby, whiney bitch because you spent all night eating your girlfriend out during her period. SHUCKS TO YOU!
N: Ne'er-do-well. For N, what else could go here? (..Yes I do realize that could go here), but a Ne'er-do-well is perhaps the ultimate insult. One night when Seth called Joe that, well, I for sure thought I'd have one less friend with more funeral to attend.
O: Ovulate Juice. Ovaries are always a sticky subject. Their juice is just another messy substance. It's an insult that's witty, and used only for the most ruthless of criminals.
P: Pride comma Gay Activist. Yes, to bust out comma between two words means business. They're taking away your manhood, and insinuating you like manjuice in one breath. I'd rather be called a pussy.
Q: Quincy. If you've ever known a Quincy, you know what I'm talking about.
R: Refried Condom. They're rank, smell of burnt jizz, tuna and rubber. You better take a shower if you're a Refried Condom. I am fairly sure this is what a Muslim womens vagina is like during a sandstorm.
S: Scowndrul. Perhaps the oldest insult in the book. This is an insult filled with history. Your name is added to a list that includes Disciple 3, Black Beard and Ghandi. Historic, yet demeaning.
T: Tunamelt. If you're called a tunamelt, and you're a female, it basically means your pussy has a yeast infection and it smells like tuna. There by making it a tunamelt.
U: U.T.I. Short for urinary tract infection, they're painful, demoralizing and subsequently funny. If you're a U.T.I, you might as well by an U.Z.I and shoot yourself.
V: V.D. Yes, you're a vanarial disease. V.D's and U.T.I's are generally guys and girls who date. Us norms (short for normal people) don't like to interbreed with those kinds of people. They're but scum to us. Butt scum too!
W: Wrenchbox. More or less for the ladies, it refers to you as a person with an oddly shaped vagina that freightens us, and makes us wish you were just a Tunamelt.
X: Xzhibit. I mean honestly, who wants to be called a really lame rapper?
Y: Yankee. It's so old school. Big down south. If someone from the North calls you one, they're willing to fuck themselves up in the process. Hardcore.
Z: ZincToter. A ZincToter is someone who is full of Zinc. You're lame because you're not like us at all, and we're really scoring points on you for reaching all the way down to Z just to zing you.
Well, there you have it.
Tomorrow my ABC's of people I'd love to make love to.
Feel free to comment with hate, love or confusion.
Ciao.
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| Buh Buh Buh BANE |
[10 Oct 2004|10:34pm] |
January 1st, 2005
Bane, The Promise, Champion, The Suicide File, Modern Life is War
Syracuse, New York
Inital plans are being made to attend. Booyah.
Does anyone read this fyi? I don't actually care, I'll keep posting random nonsense for my own amusement, but I'd love to see who else does so I am better suited to insult and offend them.
Lemme know.
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[06 Oct 2004|01:00am] |
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19 years old. thank god fran's almost 18.
the consequences could be dire.
buhzing.
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| alabaster bible church |
[28 Aug 2004|02:37am] |
alabaster bible church needs a call for martyrs to die for our cause as a band.
volunteers?
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| What would you find more offensive? |
[09 Aug 2004|07:41pm] |
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"The State of Texas vs Fear Before" by FBtMoF |
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So it's been a while.. Can I just star off with stating that Hellfest 2004 blew my fucking mind. Anytime you can go to a show where a riot breaks out that involves a goats head, you know you've been fucking owned to every extent possible. I'll post some pictures at some point. Once I delazyfy.
Now.. HERE IS THE QUESTION..
As no one knows because it technichally doesn't exist, I am in a band that as I said before, doesn't really exist, but could, called Alabaster Bible Church.
Yes, we are aware the name is dripping with religious overtones, but it actually has nothing to do with church. It was all a creative ploy on Laity's part after seeing a bus from Alabaster Bible Church, and having the ingenuity to craft a name from it.
Again, this is besides the point.
If we were to be booked for a Christian Rock Show .. Which would you find as a more effective, and subsequently, offensive means of being booted off of the stage.
A(labaster): The subtle approach. We come out, announce ourselves as Alabaster Bible Church, and then I wittingly say "Fuck God".
B(ible): I come out on stage lead by 12 disciples who are carrying me on a cross. I proceed to do the first .. and probably last song with good posture.
C(hurch): Tell everyone that we won't play until God reimbursts us of the money he borrowed when we were at Soaring Eagle Casino.
Pick an option and leave it in the comments.
All I can say from this point on is go listen to Ed Gein ... Make sure its the band not the serial killer, and live your life.
And for fucks sake, this is a womens vagina, wipe your shoes before you come in!
.. PS: the new Fear Before the March of Flames CD is unreal.
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| R.I.P GUTG |
[17 Jun 2004|06:57am] |
Give Up the Ghost is done. Sad. Maybe, just maybe they'll have one final glorious send off at Hellfest?
as sad as that is, i couldn't be happier. thanks fd.
HORSE the Band fucking owns me.
-HtB's Uncle Tom
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